364 - Short Conversation - Pasadena

JB: Where do you live?
K: I live in Pasadena.
JB: Where is Pasadena?
K: It's in California.
JB: Is it in northern California?
K: No. It's in southern California.
JB: Is Pasadena a big city?
K: It's pretty big.
JB: How big is "pretty big"?
K: It has about 140,000 people.
JB: How big is Los Angeles?
K: It has about 3 million people.
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K: Do you have a car?
JB: Yes, I do.
K: What kind of car do you have?
JB: I have a Honda.
K: Is it new?
JB: It was new in 2003.
K: So, it's pretty old now.
JB: Yes, it is. But it still looks good.
K: Do you take good care of it?
JB: Oh, yes. I wash it once a week.
K: Do you change the oil?
JB: My mechanic changes the oil twice a year.
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JB: Do you have a date?
K: No, I don't. Do you?
JB: I don't have a date, either.
K: Why not?
JB: I don't know. Maybe I'm not rich enough.
K:  It makes sense. Some girls like guys with money.
JB: They sure do.
K: They like guys with new cars.
JB: I don't have money or a new car.
K: Me, neither.
JB: But girls like guys who are funny.
K: Maybe you should learn some good jokes.
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K: Where are you going?
JB: I have to walk the dog.
K: What kind of dog do you have?
JB: I have a little poodle.
K: Poodles bark a lot.
JB: They sure do.
K: They bark at everything.
JB: They never shut up.
K: Why did you get a poodle?
JB: Actually the poodle isn't mine. It's my mom's dog.
K: So she likes poodles.
JB: A lot ! She says they're good watchdogs.
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K: Can I borrow $500?
JB: Sure. Why do you need it?
K: I want to buy a gift for Tati.
JB: Where's your money?
K: It's not in my wallet.
JB: Your wallet is empty?
K: I don't have even one dollar in it.
JB: Being broke is no fun.
K: Even if it's only for a short while.
JB: It's always good to have friends.
K: Friends will lend you money when you're broke.
JB: As long as you pay them back.
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JB: Let's go to the beach.
K: That's a great idea.
JB: I haven't been in a while. What about you?
K: Well , I haven't been in a month.
JB: I heard that the last time you went, you almost drowned.
K: No, I didn't.
JB: They told me  the lifeguard dive into the water. Why?
K: I think he wanted to cool off.
JB: He swam right up to you.
K: And then he turned right around.
JB: Maybe you're right.
K: Maybe we should get going.
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K: Are you married?
JB: No. I'm divorced.
K: What a pity! When did you get divorced?
JB: I got divorced two years ago.
K: Why did you get divorced?
JB: My wife left me.
K:  Really? Why did she leave you?
JB: She said she didn't love me anymore.
K: Wow! That's terrible.
JB: Yes, it was.
K: Why didn't she love you anymore?
JB: She fell in love with my best friend.
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